sassyabrahamlincoln:

*goes in for a high five but misses and slaps ur ass instead*

(Source: sassyabrahamlincoln, via officialinternet)

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princessofpop:
“skdjjdksjcjdjsjs
”

princessofpop:

skdjjdksjcjdjsjs

(via approach)

just to clear some things up…

pewdie:

It came to my attention yesterday that some have been pointing to my videos and saying that I am giving credibility to the anti-Semitic movement, and my fans are part of it as well for watching. I don’t want to cite the sources because I don’t want to give them any more attention.

This originated from a video I made a couple of weeks ago. I was trying to show how crazy the modern world is, specifically some of the services available online. I picked something that seemed absurd to me—That people on Fiverr would say anything for 5 dollars.

I think it’s important to say something and I want to make one thing clear: I am in no way supporting any kind of hateful attitudes.

I make videos for my audience. I think of the content that I create as entertainment, and not a place for any serious political commentary. I know my audience understand that and that is why they come to my channel.  Though this was not my intention, I understand that these jokes were ultimately offensive.

As laughable as it is to believe that I might actually endorse these people, to anyone unsure on my standpoint regarding hate-based groups: No, I don’t support these people in any way.

Thanks for reading.

(via quakebeats)

(Source: gentlemanhoneyfarmer, via i-ran-over-oprah)

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ruinedchildhood:

😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍

performance-sofa:
“He looks reliable, I feel safe
”

performance-sofa:

He looks reliable, I feel safe

(Source: jabbuki, via hand)

my-mom-says-im-punk:
“ juulna:
“ rae0899:
“ hogwartsaheadcanon:
“ spawnofinterest:
“ 1021girl:
“ snickerdoodlesandsausages:
“ enjolrasactual:
“ in-love-with-my-bed:
“ the-winchesters-creed:
“ ayellowstateofmind:
“ Imagine stabbing someone with this...

my-mom-says-im-punk:

juulna:

rae0899:

hogwartsaheadcanon:

spawnofinterest:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS ICONIC POST IN SCREENSHOTS

HOLY SHIT IT’S REAL

I FOUND IT

It is real!!!!

ITS REAAAAAAL

(Source: picapixels, via damn-funny)

(via thefuuuucomics)

rockthrowingman:

image
image
image

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

(Source: eleven-official, via ugly)

conceptgay:

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

(Source: powerarmor, via ugly)

gorgonsach:

qabu:

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face

(via mynormalusernamewasalreadytaken)

bartendermaia:

this is so pure

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via lubricates)

houseofbrando:
“ you’ve been visited by the ✨grandma of prosperity✨🍻 reblog for good fortune and mad cash 💰💸💥🔫💸💰
”

houseofbrando:

you’ve been visited by the ✨grandma of prosperity✨🍻 reblog for good fortune and mad cash 💰💸💥🔫💸💰

(Source: spaceeyes, via approach)